Help, mommy is trying to kill me

I need help I think mommy is trying to kill me.

See it all started when sissy said her tummy hurt (she's on new medicine) so mommy gave her some bread to make it feel better...

well i wanted some too, not fair for mommy to hand feed sissy and not me!

so mommy gave some to me then some to sissy then some more to me...

then know what she did.. she tried to kill me!

she gave me the brown stuff on the OUTSIDE of the bread (mommy called it crust or maybe she said crud, which is what it tasted like)...

it was not soft like the rest of the bread and it tasted icky!

well i'm no dummy i dropped it right on the floor and barked at it.
then i ran in circles and barked some more
then i picked it up and tossed it across the room, and barked at it some more
then i ran around the house and barked at it some more

i did this for quite some time...
mommy said i needed to stop and eat the crust ..
NO WAY it's not bread it must be poison! Why does she want to hurt me?

i went to the treat cabinet and laid down so mommy knew i wanted a treat but she said no..

. then she tried to give me another piece of that crust! I barked up a storm at that one!

i KNOW it's not bread, i know it's icky, and i know that mommy must be trying to kill me.

think it is because i poo-ed on the carpet yesterday?

why!

what should i do? I just want some dried duck breast (or maybe some steak, i am hungry)

why is mommy trying to kill me with CRUST,

sissy doesn't eat crust, mommy doesn't eat crust so why would I?

HELP

BiscuitQ

sissy's sick

Hi,
it's me BiscuitQ. Mommy took a photo of me sleeping on my favorite rug...

can you find me?

i like this rug cause i blend in... it keeps furry things from attacking me...
but sometimes i do get stepped on

when i was very little there were these furry things (puppies i think) i lived with and they were always biting me, jumping on me, and chasing me. the food was very bad it was hard and tasteless, and they expected me to eat out of a bowl with my mouth!.. i'm still scared of dogs to this day..
don't worry my mommy rescued me from that place and took me home with her, her the food is very good (it's organic and raw) and she hands feeds me because i cant use a fork (no thumbs).

mommy was a "little" mad at me today BUT IT WAS NOT MY FALULT (if i keep saying it maybe she will believe me)

see my sissy is sick, so when mommy got up she did a quick pee-pee walk with me and took sissy to the Dr. she FORGOT to take me down the drive to watch the cars go by and let me go poo....

they were gone a very, very long time (like hours) and i'm only 2 so i had an accident (well actually i sort of just had to go and didn't know what to do so i poo-ed on the carpet where i didn't think mommy would see). but it was NOT myfault she was gone for like 2 hours!

she found it and gave me that "i'm so disappointed look" and asked if i had anything to tell her... I thought me banishing myself to the landing while she was out on the deck WAS my telling her i was sorry! she cleaned the carpet with the big machine and it's all gone now, hope that means she forgives me..

so while she played on the computer and said bad words about Microfail (like always) i 'HID" on the carpet at her feet. .. i don't like being away from mommy.

oh, and in case you care sissy has Bronchitis , and sinusitis a fever and is still cranky and being babied. mommy is pacing around like a tiger in a cage (she doesn't feel good either but she is not sick enough to sleep so she is just driving me crazy).

i should go and sit by mommy now... i miss her and i want her to know

IT WAS NOT MY FAULT I RANG THE BELL BUT NOONE WAS HERE TO LET ME OUT AND I CAN'T USE THE POTTY!

bye,

BiscuitQ

I'm 2

I'M 2!

Guess what! I'm 2.

My mommy threw me a BIG birthday party on Memorial Day (she said it was a holiday because it was my birthday)

I got to invite my Grandma, Grandpa, Rebecca, her mommy, and Dasiy (she's a goldendoodle).


I was very excited when Dasiy first came I barked a hello and everything... then she tried to sniff me... wow she's big... and furry... and has (gulp) a big mouth





she is SO big she didn't even fit in a photo!





I got scared and hid in the corner for the rest of the day.

But that's okay because I was very brave and didn't throw up, not even a little bit.

I even managed to eat some of mommys balsamic BBQ chicken.

I was much braver then when mommy brought those balloons into the house the day before and i hid and wouldn't come out to eat. balloons are very scary!

After a while my sissy picked me up and I felt better, Daisy is to big to be picked up (heehee) then my sissy and Rebecca picked me up... even better!

I got lots of presents, a cool bee hive with bees I can pull out, a chew stuffed stick, and lots of stuffed things to de-stuff from mommy!

oh, I almost forgot how do you like my new teddy bear cut? Mommy shaved me for the summer, I am MUCH cooler now and I don't have to be brushed as much.. mommy left my pig tails long for me..

and now she even keeps my fur about 2" long

bye for now, I promise it won't be so long next time

BiscuitQ

... next time I will try to post a video of my new trick, I'm learning to count to 3!